No wallet. No contract. Just the joke.
Mini Exit Scam
A tiny playable replacement for the old Web3 game screen. Buy keys, keep the round alive, and try to be the last player standing when the timer hits zero.
Time left
30.0s
Pot
0.420 ETH
Your keys
0
Last buyer
Nobody
Choose a team, then buy a key before the clock runs out.
How This Fake Round Works
- Every key adds pretend ETH to the pot and extends the timer.
- The last buyer drains the pot when the round ends.
- Snek, Bull, and Whale change the rhythm of the round.
- The game is local only. Refreshing starts fresh. Nobody spends anything real.